Author: Gary

From Variety: Danish producer Valeria Richter made headlines Wednesday for having trouble entering Cannes’ red carpet screening of “The Sea of Trees” wearing flat shoes, despite having part of her foot amputated. Though she was ultimately allowed to attend, the festival has attempted to clarify its policy. However, it still has not explained what kind more »

Tamar Braxton Wow. Can you believe she’s 40? We’ll admit that we had totally forgotten about all the non-Toni Braxton’s until we saw Tamar show up at the recent BET’s looking like a shining beacon of classy fashion. This is a grown up 40ish woman who doesn’t need to desperately reach for the slut ring more »

Post Cannes Film Festival Alert:Emma Thompson A SHORT STORY: Emma’s ugly shoe redux reminds me of an old, old Anglo Saxon tradition regarding Brides and shoes. This tradition holds that if you encounter a bride on her way to her wedding ceremony, you greet her thus: “A happy foot!” The bride was encouraged to respond to this greeting by more »

Lady Gaga (again) By now you all might be saying that we could devote this entire section to Gaga all the time (or to Nicki Menaj). With so much ugliness focused around Gaga’s feet, sometimes we cannot simply look away. Look at those horrid oatmeal puke-covered fairy heels! This brings to mind a fact about more »

Rhianna: Wicked Witch Of The East’s hotter-looking Barbadian step-sister. So what do good buddies Katy Perry and Rhianna have in common besides that fact that they’re both every teenaged girl’s favorite pop stars? Yes, ugly red shoes. This plague is spreading, good people, and yours truly and my merry band of taste makers are powerless to more »

Post-Coachella Edition: Katy Perry OLD VAUDVILLE JOKE: Why do loose women wear green lipstick? A: Because red means “stop”. Checking out our cute lil Katy, red really means stop. Please Katy, your audience has only been good to you and this is how you repay us? SERIOUSLY FOLKS, if I was a judge in criminal more »

Coachella Editon: SuperModel Kate Bosworth First, the obvious. Kate Bosworth’s sandal clodhoppers are hideous. ’nuff said . . . Second, I would like to talk about the unlikely legacy of the Coachella Music Festival that draws all the planet’s top style and tastemakers like a honeytrap (with or without their butt ugly shoes). Once up more »

A lot of people in Britain use Sarah Ferguson’s name like a punchline of a national joke, and most royals-obsessed Americans don’t realize how large portions of the UK population despises it royal family (kind of strange when you consider how much these princes and princesses are beloved here in The Colonies that fought so more »

Katie Holmes, Ex Scientologist and Tom Cruise Wife Dearly beloved readers, besides Katie’s poor judgement in the husband department, it appears she has bad taste in shoe apparel. Colorblind much, Katie? I imagine there’s a time and place where these shoes would be entirely appropriate but we’re not on one of the Moons of Jupiter, are we more »

Repeat Offender: Kim Kardashian Normally, we here at DGTWS think that pregnant women are naturally beautiful- if you’re talking about normal and natural women. Which kind of leaves Kim out, right? Dear Kim, at which point does your comfort and safety from a nasty unbalanced pregnancy stumble take precedence over your need to wear the ugliest more »