Post-Coachella Edition: Katy Perry
OLD VAUDVILLE JOKE: Why do loose women wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means “stop”.
Checking out our cute lil Katy, red really means stop. Please Katy, your audience has only been good to you and this is how you repay us?
SERIOUSLY FOLKS, if I was a judge in criminal court, I’d sentence purse snatchers and thieves to 30-days probation wearing these shoes in public (and then, of course, I’d get thrown out of office for making criminal thugs suffer too much).
Okay, that’s enough, the sooner we leave these shoes behind the better.