Butt Ugly Shoe Alert Mar 24

Avril Lavigne

Mon Cher Vassals!

Yes, we do our best to shield you precious children from the horrors of this chaotic world, but alas! The ugliness keeps trying to creep back into our lives on the feet of the otherwise lovely songbird, Avril Lavigne.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you about looking at this monstrosity of a red carpet shoe pair!

The Good news is that we hear that Avril is making a huge singing comeback after struggling with a mysterious illness that sidelined her the last few years. (The bad news is that those ugly Womper Stomper goon shoes of hers are making the rest of us sick!).

Please someone, douse those shoes with arsenic before they multiply . . .

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