Butt Ugly Shoe Alert May 5

Rhianna: Wicked Witch Of The East’s hotter-looking Barbadian step-sister.

So what do good buddies Katy Perry and Rhianna have in common besides that fact that they’re both every teenaged girl’s favorite pop stars? Yes, ugly red shoes. This plague is spreading, good people, and yours truly and my merry band of taste makers are powerless to stop it.

The only thing that could make this whole Marc Jacobs atrocity of an ensemble outfit worse would be for RiRi to wear any socks with it. (Shhh! Don’t tell her I suggested that!)

These young femme popsters really bring the shock value nowadays, you know, with Ke$ha monkeying around with the black magic chic thing  (and not to mention the sordid accusations against her producer that the judges don’t seem to believe), but the ugly shoes fetish is more than we here can take. Strong stomachs only, if you please.

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